This will be an ongoing series of my latest and baddest irrational fears.

First up: Tim Gunn and anyone from those What-Not-to-How-do-I-Look-to-Wear type of shows.

I’m totally scared of running into Tim Gunn–or any TV fashion person on the street–for fear that he will look me up and down and laugh at my sense of style. It’s not that I don’t dress well. In fact, I like to think that I look quite dashing today. It’s just that Tim Gunn’s whole job is to show people how to dress. Granted, he doesn’t put down people, but I see right through him. Behind those fitted jackets and color cordinated outfits, he’s secretly judging us.

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